February 2012
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fucking canker sore
it hurts like a biiiiiitch
and it’s really pissing me off
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pipedreams-:
i just finished half a box of girl scout cookies
yolo-ing my ass off over here
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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oohcheyt replied to your post: DID YOU KNOW?
I found that out a couple years ago, but I feel like if you count sundays as a part of it, it’ll feel just as good in the end… I’ll see how I feel about it this year since I gave up hookah… :/ haha.
it would definitely be a more fulfilling experience if you keep your sacrifices on sundays, for sure :)
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Anonymous asked: Do his parents care ?
Anonymous asked: how did his parents find out that you had sex
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
Anonymous asked: Do your parents know that you and your boyfriend have sex ?
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okay
that was a fun homework break
back to work
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jellofer replied to your post: DID YOU KNOW?
wut! who told you that! WHAT IS THIS
my priest. at church today haha
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DID YOU KNOW?
that you can have the things you gave up for lent on sundays?!
i didn’t know that until today!
because if you didn’t, you’d actually be sacrificing for 46 days lmao. not 40
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
glitter-whore:
i just want a really sexy boyfriend that will eat junk food with me all day and then have sex with me all night.
check!
Kourtney: If I'm right are you going to apologize?
Scott: I don't do things prematurely
Kourtney: I can tell everyone one thing you prematurely do.
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what the fuck
some bitch on facebook just made a status about how the show 16 & pregnant is beginning another season and how she’s tired of it and MTV should teach things more educational about sex and how being pregnant at 16 is “not cute”
WHAT
last time i checked, you were pregnant just last year girl
when you were 16/17 …..
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still starstruck
looking through his tags, justin doesn’t “like” people’s personal posts very often. asdkfwlkafw i’m seriously going insane
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